Saturday, November 26, 2011

WEEKLY MOVIE GUIDE (what to watch and what to miss in Cinema)

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN- PART 1 (it's yawn,not dawn)
Genre                  Fantasy/Drama
Release Date       25th November
Director               Bill Condon
Duration              117 minutes
Cast                    Kristen Stewart,Robert Pattinson,Tayler Lautner
Pluses                 Taylor looks killing and overshadows Pattinson
Minuses              Everything looks tired and uninspiring from plot to director to actors
Verdict               1.5/5 (watch it only if you are not Twilight fan as you will be heart broken with this bore offering)
Box Office Predictions Collections in India will be around 5 cr nett
THE HELP        (a must watch)
Genre                  Drama
Release Date       25th November
Director               Tate Taylor
Duration              137 minutes
Cast                    Emma Stone,Viola Davis,Octavia Spencer
Pluses                 Mesmerizing,real and intense performances,Viola is outstanding with subtle depiction of the character,Tate as director as well as writer is exemplary,film with a soul,a strong Oscar contender
Minuses              A bit long that's it
Verdict               4.5/5 (watch it for experiencing the true sense of cinema which has a purpose but still engaging)
Box Office Predictions Collections in India will be around 2 cr nett at max(who watches Hollywood cinema in theater for quality in India,only 3D adventures and mindless sagas are welcome)

DAM 999           (disastrous disaster flick )
Genre                  Adventure/Drama
Release Date       25th November
Director               Sohan Roy
Duration              108 minutes
Cast                    Joshua Fredric Smith,Vinay,Megha Burman,Rajit Kapoor,Ashish Vidyarthi     
Pluses                 Joshua is good 
Minuses              Pathetic editing and direction,boring screenplay,3D and special effects are tacky,every actor   tends to overact
Verdict               1/5 (watch it for testing your patience)
Box Office Predictions 3 cr nett domestic business is a possibilty

Friday, November 25, 2011

AKSHAY IS BACK!-WEEKLY MOVIE GUIDE (what to watch and what to miss in Cinema)


DESI BOYZ      (promising debutant director)
Genre                  Comedy/Drama
Release Date       25th November
Director               Rohit Dhawan
Duration              120 minutes
Cast                    Akshay Kumar,John Abraham,Deepika Padukone,Chitraganda Singh,Sanjay Dutt (cameo)      
Pluses                 Akshay is back with good comic timing,Deepika and Chitrangada looks good,Chitraganda's role as teacher is hilarious and sensuous,2nd half is full of laughter,Chart buster songs
Minuses              John is clueless,editing is uneven,1st half is boring,stale plot
Verdict               2.5/5 (watch it for light hearted comedy with smart one liners and good music)
Box Office Predictions 30 cr first weekend and 70 cr lifetime nett collections-above average!

(catch exclusive reviews of 3 Hollywood releases here tomorrow)

Monday, November 21, 2011

WEEKLY MOVIE GUIDE (what to watch and what to miss in Cinema)

SHAKAL PE MAT JA (nice intention amateur execution)
Genre                  Comedy
Release Date       18th November
Director               Shubh
Duration              139 minutes
Cast                    Shubh Mukherjee,Saurabh Shukla,Raghuvir Yadav,Aamna Sharif,Zakir Hussain
Pluses                 Nice humorous idea,Raghuvir and Saurabh shines
Minuses              Amateur direction,background gives headache,unevevn writing spoils funny moments
Verdict               1.5/5 (watch it if you want to applaud new age film makers with good intentions)
Box Office Prediction 75 lakh nett will be tough 

NA JAANE KABSE (boredom guranteed)
Genre                  Romance/Drama
Release Date       18th November
Director               Pammi Somal
Duration              130 minutes
Cast                    Gary Gill,Amrita Prakash,Sharat Saxena,Lillete Dubey,Javed Sheikh,Ayub Khan,
Pluses                 Not a single one!
Minuses              Everything
Verdict               0/5 (watch it if your friend has anything to do with this)
Box Office Prediction 30 lakh nett will be tough 

WHO's THERE? (avoid it at any cost )
Genre                  Suspense/Thriller
Release Date       18th November
Director               Ejaj Ahmed
Duration              115 minutes
Cast                    Rajbeer Singh,Kalpana Mathur,Gagan Kang,Mushtaq Khan,Upasana Singh,Hemant Birje
Pluses                 Unintentionally funny
Minuses              Everything is pathetic in this one
Verdict               0/5 (watch it if you love those 'C' grade horror-suspense of 80's)
Box Office Prediction 25 lakh nett will be tough 



Saturday, November 19, 2011

WEEKLY MOVIE GUIDE (what to watch and what to miss in Cinema)

THE IDES OF MARCH (the classic-compulsive watch!)
Genre                  Thriller/Drama
Release Date       18th November
Director               George Clooney
Duration              101 minutes
Cast                    Ryan Gosling,George Clooney,Philip Seymour Hoffman,Paul Giamatti,Evan Rachel Woods        
Pluses                 Best screenplay of recent times,Ryan is too good but Clooney is simply mind blowing,Hoffman just pitch right performance,Giamatti shines,Clooney's direction is perfect,pulsating thriller
Minuses              None
Verdict               5/5 (watch it if you want to applaud new age film makers with good intentions)
Box Office Prediction 3 crore nett should be the business in India
HAPPY FEET 2 (a pleasant outing)
Genre                  Animation
Release Date       18th November
Director               George Miller
Duration              99 minutes
Cast                    Voice of Elijah Wood,Robbin Williams,Matt Damon,Brad Pitt
Pluses                 Good music,amazing 3D effect, antarctic iceberg sequence
Minuses              Subplot of krills is unnecessary
Verdict               5/5 (watch it if you love animation as it is as good as it gets)
Box Office Prediction 6 crore nett should be the business in India 

(Hindi releases of this week will be reviewed tomorrow)



Wednesday, November 16, 2011

PERFECT INSECURITIES OF Mr. PERFECTIONIST AAMIR KHAN

For last 20 years plus,trio of three Khans ruling Bollywood box office.Shah Rukh,a middle class guy from Delhi,stormed the box office with one blockbuster after another and Salman Khan,son of famous script writer Salim Khan,churned money spinners at will in his illustrious career.But the third Khan,Aamir,tried his best to be different from the lot for last 15 years.He claimed many times that he is there with a mission charting his own path.Majority of fans following Aamir believed that he is perfectionist and way above others.
But is this a myth created by Aamir himself,PR agencies,media and his fans or there is some truth behind it,let's figure out.
First of all,have a look at start of his career.He started his career as main lead ('worked as child artist in 'Yaadon Ki Baraat' and 'Madhosh',in 'Holi' as supporting actor) with 'Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak' in 1988.Film was a surprise hit and it's success made Aamir Khan new heartthrob of the nation.But after that in next couple of years,he had 5-6 flops in a row('Raakh','Awwal Number','Love Love Love','Tum Mere Ho','Jawani Zindabad','Deewana Mujh Sa Nahin','Afsaana Pyaar Ka','Daulat Ki Jung','Issi Ka Naam Zindagi','Parmpara') with the exception of tow hits in 'Dil' and 'Dil Hai Ki Manta Nahin'.But it was the success of 'Rangeela' and 'Raja Hindustani' which frustrated him deep inside.
Even after delivering such mega hits,Aamir failed to overshadow Salman and Shah Rukh as their movies like 'DDLJ','HAHAK','Baazigar' etc. found more universal appeal and SRK became the favorite of top banner Yash Raj (with whom Aamir worked in flop 'Parampara' and rejected their next two projects 'Darr' and 'DDLJ' but both were box office success with SRK) and unanimous King of overseas.This forced Aamir to take an alternative route which was to do few films at a time but that too didn' work commercially as he starred subsequently in minor hits like 'Ghulam' and 'Sarfarosh' but still gave miserable mediocre films '1947 Earth','Mann' and 'Mela'.On contrary,Shah Rukh continued to dominate box office.
So let's list down major contradictions in professional life of Aamir Khan-
- He can go and lobby for Oscar but didn' find awards in his country 'fair' enough as he was more than one on losing side.He can also praise any award given to him by any organization.It means-is he really a bad loser?
- Aamir belongs to the family of successful producer Naasir Hussain and Mansoor Khan but he started his own production house in 2001 exactly 2 years after Shah Rukh Khan,is he really different?
- Aamir appeared in few advertisements with brands like Pepsi in 90's but later announced that he is not into this 'showy' business as he is only an artist.But after Amitabh and SRK made mega bucks in endorsements,he jumped back in 2007 with umpteen brands.Is this not too fickle?
- Aamir said that he might never do Television but last month he announced Television show produced by his production house,exactly after 2 years SRK ventured in production of programmes for small screen.Is he really thinks out of the box?
- Aamir supposed to own the release dates of Christmas after his 3 back to back successes in 'Taare Zameen Par','Ghajini' and '3 Idiots'.He said that he might release his next  film 'Talaash'(which is currently under production) on Christmas 2011 but retracted after Christmas release announced for 'Don 2'.Aftewardshe stated that 'Talaash' will release in Jan-Feb 2012 but with humongous response for the trailer of Hrithik starrer 'Agneepath',he again backed out with further delay.Then announcement came that film will be released in June 2012 as Salman's 'Ek Tha Tiger' is postponed for Eid which was earlier scheduled for June.Then Aamir's next 'Dhoom 3' got postponed from 2012 Christmas to 2013 and now Salman's 'Dabangg 2' will release on Christmas 2012'.One wonders that Aamir is forced to do all this groupism with Salman as Salman is going through unbelievable high in his career and Aamir can not afford to spoil relationship with him or his crazy fans.Ironically this groupism is somewhat similar to what SRK was blamed for ages.
- Aamir launched his nephew Imran as actor and his wife Kiran as director furthering the nepotism in Bollywood( he never gave any newcomer a central role in any his production's big films unlike SRK's 'Always Kabhi Kabhi' and Salman's 'Chillar Party').Is this right?
- Aamir acted in 'Ghajini',third grade 'masala' remake of south indian blockbuster 'Ghajini' which was in itself was the poor remake of hollywood cult 'Memento',he took a great script from Amol Gupte(he wrote it after 5 years of research and wanted to direct it)and made 'TaareZameen Par' which made Amol so furious that he walked out of the film.Is this is called perfectionism?
- Now Aamir is doing a sequel too in 'Dhoom 3' and he said so many times that he will never do a remake or sequel when SRK's 'Don' released.Is this is not too typical of Mr. Perfectionist?
Aamir is a great actor and there is no two ways about it but his claims and counter claims show him in poor light.After all the struggle at box office, he found that elusive dominance with 'ghajini' and '3 Idiots' but Salman again took the limelight away with series of blockbusters.
Now it is up to audience to decide whether Aamir is the great actor or superstar or Salman is the real star at the moment as Shah Rukh was in 90's?But i know as a matter of fact that this debate is endless.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

WEEKLY MOVIE GUIDE (what to watch and what to miss in Cinema)

THE ADVENTURES OF TINTIN: THE SECRETS OF UNICORN (just too good)
Genre                  Animation,Adventure
Release Date       11th  November
Director               Steven Spielberg
Duration              107 minutes
Cast                    Jamie Bell,Andy Serkis,Daniel Craig
Pluses                 Top notch direction-Spielberg at his best,3D is mesmerizing,performance capture technology is used with great effects,colorful fast paced adventure
Minuses              None (gets bit slow at halfway mark)
Verdict               4.5/5 (watch it to have smile on your face,a must watch for kids)
Box Office Prediction    Collections should be 5 crore nett!
IMMORTALS  (boring action flick)
Genre                  Action
Release Date       11th November
Director               Tarsem Singh
Duration              102 minutes
Cast                    Henry Cavill,Mickey Rourke,Freida Pinto
Pluses                 Mickey is awesomely wicked,3D version has real good effects
Minuses              Lackluster screenplay,Freida sleepwalks in her role,too boring
Verdict               2/5 (watch it if you are a compulsive action movie freak)
Box Office Prediction    It should collect 3 crore nett!